Category: Humour/Humor

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use?  It’s nice to be number one, but we can fix that.  All we need to do is start the war on education.  If it’s anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we’ll all be hooked on phonics.  ~Leighann Lord

I tried to walk like an Egyptian. Now I need a Cairo practor. Pharoah enough.

Whoever said out of sight out of mind never had a whopping big spider disappear in their bedroom.

Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

The invention of the shovel was ground-breaking.

Many women say their husbands never listen to them. I have never heard my wife say that.

I’m proud to say I completed a jigsaw in 1 day and the box said 3 – 5 years.

Don’t use “beef stew” as a password – it’s not stroganoff.